In the absence of proper content, here are ten of the many things in my brain at this moment.
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1. I have a very specific pain in the crook of my left arm. It is upsetting, and I am struggling not to Google it.
2. Speaking of pain, it makes me sad that animals can feel pain. Except cockroaches. I have no remorse for any pain they may feel.
3. I went three months without Facebook and the only reason I came back is because I missed being able to immediately share with 700 people when I thought of something hilarious. Yep, that's it. I do not care about missing other people's content. Hashtag, definitely narcissist.
Ok, except for this kid I babysit, his mom and dad are on there and I did miss the hijinks/photos of the little dude.
4. I really really want these obnoxious sequined high-tops. I saw them in a Madewell over Christmas and I'm still sad I didn't buy them.
5. Somebody just told me that this summer the USPS is issuing scratch and sniff stamps with popsicles on them and if they made that up, I will be very sad.
Can't Google it to confirm though, because I will definitely Google the arm pain immediately following.
6. I feel kind of bad about the Facebook thing, but not really, because you all need to know that in real life I can be a selfish villain. A Disney villain, but still.
7. Sharp cheddar is the only cheddar worth eating.
8. I got a sample of Marcelle NewAge Precision 8-in-1 Power Serum (definitely not enough words in the name, for sure!) and it's the best thing I have ever put on my skin GOODBYE, THE END. I think it's made out of butterfly chrysalis? Jk it's probably not, but my face looks like a brand new baby.
9. Despite having baby skin now, I could never be Instagram-famous because my hair is always a mess. I just have to make peace with that.
10. I live in constant fear of leaving the bathroom with my skirt tucked into my underwear because it happened once. The first day I relax is going to be the first day that it happens again. CONSTANT. VIGILANCE.
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What's on your mind, friends? It's ok if you don't want to share, I'm only asking to be nice.
Jk, really, tell me.
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Here ya go- I googled it for you!!! It seems to be a real thing! ;)
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